I’m “streaming” 4K video on my phone.
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
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Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
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