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2017 Legacy: The Water

 I’m “streaming” 4K video on my phone.

Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja04/09/2004 00:49Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Palm_Pilot_User02/20/2002 04:24Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@SimCity_Mayor05/20/1995 09:33Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@StoneCold_31610/24/2012 01:23And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Hamster_Dance_X11/20/1998 21:49Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Frag_Master_9903/05/2008 09:35Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Clans_Leader_9908/22/2001 10:27Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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