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2004 Archive: The Massachusetts Same-Sex Marriage Ruling

Why was May 17th historic? Because Massachusetts became the first state to say “I do” to gay marriage, giving both parties something to argue about for the next ten election cycles.

Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User01/06/2010 00:11Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Toy_Story_Woody01/07/2013 10:26There is a joke in my boot!
@Gnutella_User08/30/2009 08:33Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Trinity_Matrix01/19/1995 04:45Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Marla_Singer_Fan05/16/2006 12:02A joke for the end of the world.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/14/2000 03:11The Dude abides... this joke.
@Ultima_Online_V08/07/2009 22:24Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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