2021 Vintage: The Angela Merkel Retirement
Why did Germany feel lost? Because “Mutti” was leaving after 16 years, and nobody knew how to run Europe without a woman in a colorful… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Angela Merkel Retirement
2020 Archive: Brad Pitt’s “Finally” Speech
Why did he win Best Supporting Actor? Because the Academy decided that being the coolest man on the planet and leaning against a car for… Read More »2020 Archive: Brad Pitt’s “Finally” Speech
2020 Vintage: The “Stryker” in the Motor Pool
Why did it sit there for six months? Because the “Supply Chain” for spare parts was currently stuck in a shipping container in the middle… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Stryker” in the Motor Pool
2020 Vintage: The Toilet Paper Heist
A man walks into a bank with a mask on. The teller is terrified. He whispers, “Relax, it’s just a robbery. I thought you were… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Toilet Paper Heist
2019 Vintage: Best R&B Song
Why “Boo’d Up”? Because Ella Mai made every person with a crush feel like they were 15 again. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Vintage: Best R&B Song
2019 Vintage: The Storm Area 51
Why was the man “Naruto running” through security? Because he practiced for the raid and realized it was the fastest way to get to the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Storm Area 51
2018 Vintage: The “Tactical” Fitness (CrossFit)
Why the kettlebells? Because in 2018, you weren’t “Combat Ready” unless you could do 50 burpees while wearing a gas mask. Part of the 38… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Tactical” Fitness (CrossFit)
2018 Legacy: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Amos
2018 Legacy: Yanny vs. Laurel
Why did the family fight last all day? Because half the table heard “Yanny” and the other half heard “Laurel,” and nobody actually heard the… Read More »2018 Legacy: Yanny vs. Laurel
2018 Classic: The Ant-Man and the Wasp
Why was the 4th so “Microscopic”? Because the “Quantum Realm” was the only place we could hide from the mosquitoes. Part of the 35 Fourth… Read More »2018 Classic: The Ant-Man and the Wasp