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2021 Vintage: The Angela Merkel Retirement

Why did Germany feel lost? Because “Mutti” was leaving after 16 years, and nobody knew how to run Europe without a woman in a colorful blazer telling them what to do.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky09/28/1999 04:28I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Linux_Kernel_0.112/09/2013 09:31Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@SouthPark_Stan09/30/1997 06:18Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Macarena_Dancer08/13/2013 22:58Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@WiFi_Zero_One03/27/2005 00:08Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@SoulSeek_Fan07/20/2008 07:32Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Requiem_Dreamer05/03/2003 19:40That was intense... and funny!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh06/16/2001 04:31Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Netscape_Now_B01/19/2004 12:21I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Deal_With_It_G08/27/2013 04:50Deal with it. This is gold.

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