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2013 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak living room desk.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen Fever, Selfie Scare & Contactless Card Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pixel_Addict08/07/2014 19:39LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Kernel_Panic_9808/10/2002 13:26This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Grunge_Lord_9404/05/1995 12:35I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Technorati_Tag04/18/2010 19:00Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Leet_Speaker_7704/19/2001 03:427h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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