Why did it sit there for six months? Because the “Supply Chain” for spare parts was currently stuck in a shipping container in the middle of the ocean.
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Professional humor for professional people.
Silently laughing in the snow.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!