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2019 Vintage: The Storm Area 51

 Why was the man “Naruto running” through security? Because he practiced for the raid and realized it was the fastest way to get to the duty-free shop.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original01/19/2001 21:19Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@OfficeWorker_9910/19/2008 17:09I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Beavis_Cornholio04/20/2010 02:56I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Scumbag_Steve_X01/01/2004 11:49Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Neopets_Trader03/12/2011 03:31Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Afk_For_Laughs01/04/2004 11:34Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Cloud_Computing12/25/2011 03:35Storing my laughs in the cloud.
@Filter_Fanatic02/28/2010 19:34This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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