2015 Archive: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it’s just called ‘Small White Object’.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine”… Read More »2015 Archive: The Generic 2
2015 Vintage: The Office Nespresso
Why did the lawyer sue the machine? For “failing to deliver a cup of coffee that looks as good as the one in the commercial.”… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Office Nespresso
2015 Classic: The Andy Samberg Hosting
Why was he a hit? For giving out his HBO Go password to the entire world and for a “musical” opening that involved him watching… Read More »2015 Classic: The Andy Samberg Hosting
2013 Classic: The Smart Board Glitch
Why was the geography lesson delayed by twenty minutes? Because the teacher spent half the period aggressively tapping a plastic stylus against a frozen screen,… Read More »2013 Classic: The Smart Board Glitch
2013 Vintage: The Great Gatsby Glitter
Why the hip-hop soundtrack? Because Baz Luhrmann decided that 1922 would be much cooler if it looked like a Coachella party and everyone drank champagne… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Great Gatsby Glitter
2013 Vintage: The Window
I’m “browsing” through everyone’s perfect lives. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The BitCoin Peak
Why did the lawyer start accepting Bitcoin? Because he realized “volatile currency” is better than “no currency” from a bankrupt client. Part of the 46… Read More »2013 Classic: The BitCoin Peak
2012 Classic: The Daily Show’s 10th Win
Why does Jon Stewart have a permanent subscription to this award? Because 2012 politics wrote itself, and he just read it from a teleprompter. Part… Read More »2012 Classic: The Daily Show’s 10th Win
2012 Classic: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with these horse puns. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Classic: The Cheese
2011 Archive: Your Highness’s High
Why was it nominated? For proving that a “stoner medieval comedy” is only funny if the audience is as high as the screenwriters clearly were.… Read More »2011 Archive: Your Highness’s High