2010 Classic: The Internship

Why was the intern happy? He was told he was an “iAssociate,” which meant he had to clean the fingerprints off the partner’s iPad.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

@Silicon_Valley_Fan06/23/2014 01:36This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Rewritable_CD04/17/2004 23:28I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo06/04/2005 08:52Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Goldmember_I_L01/11/2000 02:01I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Brennan_Huff_X07/11/1997 19:13I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Get_Flash_Player02/15/2007 04:55Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@About_Dot_Com11/23/2011 11:32The human guide to online humor.

@Technorati_Tag05/08/2003 06:57Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/07/1997 02:42Laughing at the security of my own ribs!