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2013 Vintage: The Great Gatsby Glitter

Why the hip-hop soundtrack? Because Baz Luhrmann decided that 1922 would be much cooler if it looked like a Coachella party and everyone drank champagne like it was water.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle11/04/2006 11:52What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Married_With_Kids03/16/2001 23:39Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Linkin_Park_Fan05/11/1999 11:15In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Transformers_OP02/22/1997 05:33Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@G_I_Joe_Real09/11/2010 04:23And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Baxter_The_Dog11/09/1998 15:36Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Talladega_N_R09/25/1997 16:31If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Web_Crawler_9609/03/2002 00:20Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

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