2002 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Michael Chiklis? For making every other TV cop look like a crossing guard. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Friends Finally… Read More »2002 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
2001 Vintage: The “Get the Party Started”
Pink is coming out so you better get the party started—even if “the party” is just me burning a CD-R. Part of the 63 Observational… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Get the Party Started”
2000 Classic: The Printer
I’m a ghost. I’m just “jamming” the machine. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The Broadband
A guy says, “I just got broadband!” The bartender says, “Does that mean you’ll drink faster?” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Broadband
1999 Archive: The Computer
My computer’s got a virus. It’s been coughing up “bytes” all day. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Computer
1999 Vintage: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the century is almost over! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Dwayne
1999 Classic: The Tiger Woods Streak
Why was the PGA Tour scared? Because Tiger won eight tournaments and decided that “winning by one” was for people who didn’t want to be… Read More »1999 Classic: The Tiger Woods Streak
1999 Archive: The MP3 Choir Debate
The music director calling an emergency meeting to discuss whether downloading digital sheet music files from the internet is a violation of copyright law or… Read More »1999 Archive: The MP3 Choir Debate
1999 Archive: The MySpace Pre-game
Why did the designer feel like a pioneer? He was already trying to figure out how to “code” a profile that would annoy everyone. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The MySpace Pre-game
1998 Vintage: The Matt & Ben Bromance
Why were Matt Damon and Ben Affleck the kings of the carpet? Because they proved that if you’re young, handsome, and can write a script,… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Matt & Ben Bromance