Why were Matt Damon and Ben Affleck the kings of the carpet? Because they proved that if you’re young, handsome, and can write a script, Hollywood will treat you like you just invented fire.
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The farce is strong with this one!
Oops, I laughed again!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Problem? No, just laughs!