My computer’s got a virus. It’s been coughing up “bytes” all day.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
The highest note of humor!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
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Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.