2020 Archive: Best Reggae Album
Why Rapture by Koffee? Because she became the youngest person and first woman to win the category, proving that the future of Reggae is in… Read More »2020 Archive: Best Reggae Album
2020 Classic: The Election “Mirage”
Why did the 2020 election last for a week? Because “Mail-in Ballots” turned Election Night into “Election Month,” proving that in 2020, the only thing… Read More »2020 Classic: The Election “Mirage”
2020 Legacy: The Quarantine Diet
My doctor asked if I’m eating healthy. I said, “I’m on the ‘Sourdough and Anxiety’ diet.” He replied, “Me too. I’ve gained 15 pounds and… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Quarantine Diet
2019 Legacy: The Area 51 Raid
“I’m going to Storm Area 51 to see the aliens!” “No, Dave. You’re going to Storm the Garage to see the lawnmower you haven’t touched in six… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Area 51 Raid
2018 Archive: The Marie Kondo Fan
“Does this burnt-out bulb spark joy? No? Then thank it for its service and throw it away.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018… Read More »2018 Archive: The Marie Kondo Fan
2018 Classic: The Henry Winkler Moment
Why did he win his first-ever Emmy 42 years after “The Fonz”? To prove that being “cool” is a long-term investment that finally pays off… Read More »2018 Classic: The Henry Winkler Moment
2018 Legacy: The “Middle” Zedd
Maren Morris and Grey. The official song for when you’re stuck in traffic in 2018. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Middle” Zedd
2017 Vintage: Cardi B’s “Bodak Yellow”
Why was the aunt so confident? Because she made “bloody moves” in the kitchen and didn’t need to dance—she just needed to make money (and… Read More »2017 Vintage: Cardi B’s “Bodak Yellow”
2017 Legacy: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Fyre Festival Orange” font? To show the client that this deal was a “hot mess.” Part of the 51 Lawyer… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Small Print
2017 Archive: The Stethoscope
“Your heart sounds like a malfunctioning hard drive.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified