“I’m going to Storm Area 51 to see the aliens!” “No, Dave. You’re going to Storm the Garage to see the lawnmower you haven’t touched in six months. They can’t stop all of us, but your back certainly can.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
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Q: What do you call a...
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Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
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Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
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The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Internet is like a box of chocolates...
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
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I like it when the jokes are... rusty.