Why did the 2020 election last for a week? Because “Mail-in Ballots” turned Election Night into “Election Month,” proving that in 2020, the only thing slower than the 14.4k modem from 1995 was a vote count in Pennsylvania.
Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Deal with it. This is gold.