2022 Legacy: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the drama. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent. Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive.… Read More »2021 Classic: The Little Frog
2021 Archive: The 2021 Wordle Start (Early)
I’m sharing green and yellow squares on Twitter. People think I’m a bot. I’m just trying to find a 5-letter word for “Tired.” Part of… Read More »2021 Archive: The 2021 Wordle Start (Early)
2020 Classic: The SpaceX Crew Dragon Launch
Why was the dinner “historic”? Because for the first time, a private company sent humans to space, and Dad felt that “launching” the turkey from… Read More »2020 Classic: The SpaceX Crew Dragon Launch
2020 Legacy: The Surgeon 2
“I’m doing the surgery via a robot controlled from my basement.” “What if your Wi-Fi drops?” “Then you’re a work-in-progress until Tuesday.” Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Surgeon 2
2019 Vintage: The Alex Borstein Repeat
Why did she win again? For a speech where she told us all to “step out of line,” which most of us only did on… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Alex Borstein Repeat
2018 Classic: The “Natural” Imagine Dragons (Still)
They are the official managers of every “epic” commercial on TV. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget 2018. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Delete
I’m “erasing” the competition. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Screen-Time Syndrome
“You have ‘Blue Light Eye’.” “Is it serious?” “Only if you want to see anything that isn’t a smartphone screen.” Part of the 66 Doctor… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Screen-Time Syndrome