I’m “erasing” the competition.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
M’lady... this joke is superb.