2018 Classic: The Elephant

 I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

 I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

 I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

 I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

 I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

 I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

 My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

 I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

 I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

 I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

 I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »