2018 Classic: The “Natural” Imagine Dragons (Still)
They are the official managers of every “epic” commercial on TV. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Isle of Dogs Sneeze
Wes Anderson and stop-motion dogs. It’s the most “niche” thing I’ve ever loved. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Classic: The Isle of Dogs Sneeze
2017 Classic: The “Drained the Swamp” Reality
Why were there so many lobbyists in the White House? Because they were the only ones who knew how to find the “Drain” button. Part… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Drained the Swamp” Reality
2017 Classic: The Justin Turner Walk-Off
Why was the beard so famous? Because he hit a walk-off homer in the NLCS on the 29th anniversary of Kirk Gibson’s legendary blast. Part… Read More »2017 Classic: The Justin Turner Walk-Off
2017 Vintage: The “Pocahontas” Jab
Why did the President use it at a Navajo Code Talkers event? To show that “Timing” is everything in 2017 political awkwardness. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Pocahontas” Jab
2016 Vintage: The Hacksaw Ridge Bravery
Andrew Garfield went to war without a gun. I won’t go to the bathroom without my phone. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Hacksaw Ridge Bravery
2016 Classic: The Jose Fernandez Tragedy
Why was Miami in tears? Because the young pitching star was lost too soon, leaving a gap in baseball that can never be filled. Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The Jose Fernandez Tragedy
2015 Vintage: The Honey
I’m “stuck” in a loop of Hotline Bling. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Ant-Man Fan
One, but he has to shrink down to the size of a dust mite to fix the internal filament. Part of the 62 Light Bulb… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Ant-Man Fan
2015 Vintage: The Sebastian Vettel Ferrari Move
Why was he so happy? Because he won three races in a red car and finally felt like he was following in Schumacher’s footsteps. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Sebastian Vettel Ferrari Move