Why were there so many lobbyists in the White House? Because they were the only ones who knew how to find the “Drain” button.
Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Top tier web animation humor!