2007 Classic: Shakira’s Hips
Why was “Hips Don’t Lie” the performance of the night? Because after watching her, the Academy finally realized that hips are the most honest part… Read More »2007 Classic: Shakira’s Hips
2007 Legacy: The First iPhone Altar Crisis
Watching the tech-savvy youth pastor proudly slide a brand-new, first-generation Apple iPhone out of his pocket, only to accidentally touch the screen and blast a… Read More »2007 Legacy: The First iPhone Altar Crisis
2007 Classic: The Router
I’m “routing” for the iPhone to succeed. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Helen Mirren Coronation
Why did she win for Elizabeth I? To prepare us for the next 20 years of her winning everything for playing a Queen. Part of… Read More »2006 Archive: The Helen Mirren Coronation
2006 Classic: The Fabio Cannavaro Ballon d’Or
Why did a defender win the Golden Ball? Because during the World Cup, Cannavaro was so good that if you threw a kitchen sink at… Read More »2006 Classic: The Fabio Cannavaro Ballon d’Or
2005 Vintage: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not just changing the bulb, I’m ‘explosively’ engaging my deltoids.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Bodybuilder
2004 Classic: The Little Star
Why did the sun go to school? To get a “degree” in heat. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition… Read More »2004 Classic: The Little Star
2004 Legacy: The “Envy” Vibe
Why Ben Stiller and Jack Black? For making a comedy about “dog poop” that was exactly as funny as the subject matter suggests. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Envy” Vibe
2004 Archive: The Best Sound Editing
Why did Master and Commander win one? To prove that the Academy noticed there was a boat movie in the race. Part of the 40… Read More »2004 Archive: The Best Sound Editing
2004 Legacy: The “Rich Girl” Gwen & Eve
A Fiddler on the Roof remix? Gwen Stefani is officially the most experimental person in pop. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Rich Girl” Gwen & Eve