2003 Archive: The Final 2003 Political Vibe
Why was it the year of “The Pivot”? Because we started the year thinking we were “finishing” the war on terror, and ended it realizing… Read More »2003 Archive: The Final 2003 Political Vibe
2003 Vintage: The HMO Gym
The only machine is a treadmill that moves backwards. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Vintage: The HMO Gym
2003 Legacy: The Carmelo Anthony NCAA Title
Why was Syracuse so orange? Because Melo led them to a championship as a freshman and decided that college was too easy for him. Part… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Carmelo Anthony NCAA Title
2002 Archive: The Camera Phone (Part 2)
She bought a phone with a better camera. Now she can take close-up photos of my “unrefined” dinner plate and send them to the family… Read More »2002 Archive: The Camera Phone (Part 2)
2002 Archive: The Paula Radcliffe London Marathon
Why was the record broken? Because she ran so fast she finished before the TV commentators had finished their coffee. Part of the 52 Sports… Read More »2002 Archive: The Paula Radcliffe London Marathon
2002 Classic: The Kelly Clarkson Fan
“A moment like this… some people wait a lifetime for a bulb that works.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic… Read More »2002 Classic: The Kelly Clarkson Fan
2002 Vintage: Alvaro Uribe’s Victory
Why did Colombia elect a hardliner? Because after decades of chaos, the voters decided that “tough on crime” wasn’t just a slogan; it was a… Read More »2002 Vintage: Alvaro Uribe’s Victory
2001 Archive: The Happy Hour
“Is it 5 o’clock yet?” “It’s 2001, time is an illusion, but the beer is $3.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey… Read More »2001 Archive: The Happy Hour
2001 Legacy: The XP Activation
“Why won’t you go out with me?” “Sorry, my ‘Interest.exe’ requires a 25-digit activation code you clearly don’t have.” Part of the 51 Adult Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The XP Activation
2001 Vintage: The 128MB RAM Stick
Why did the accountant feel like a millionaire? He just “maxed out” his memory and could open three spreadsheets at once. Part of the 79… Read More »2001 Vintage: The 128MB RAM Stick