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2007 Classic: Shakira’s Hips

Why was “Hips Don’t Lie” the performance of the night? Because after watching her, the Academy finally realized that hips are the most honest part of the human anatomy.

Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready to Make Nice & Sexy Back” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Men_In_Black_K11/06/2003 18:16We are the best kept secret... of humor.
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@Warcraft_Orc05/12/2015 12:17Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Trogdor_Burn05/11/2010 22:27Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Slow_Clap_Guy11/21/1996 06:24...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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