2018 Classic: The Plastic
I’m “flexible.” Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Death of George H.W. Bush
Why did we mourn “41”? To remember a time when “Read My Lips” was the biggest lie a President ever told, which in 2018 felt… Read More »2018 Classic: The Death of George H.W. Bush
2017 Legacy: The Fidget Spinner Mania
I just saw a grown man in a business suit spinning a piece of plastic between his fingers during a board meeting. 2017 is the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Fidget Spinner Mania
2017 Archive: The Fortnite Fever
Why was the breakroom full of people doing the “Floss” dance? Because the kids in the warehouse started playing Fortnite and the “Victory Royale” fever reached the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Fortnite Fever
2017 Archive: The Launch of Star Wars Battlefront II (The Loot Box Scandal)
Why was the internet so mad? Because EA tried to charge us extra for “a sense of pride and accomplishment,” leading to the most downvoted… Read More »2017 Archive: The Launch of Star Wars Battlefront II (The Loot Box Scandal)
2016 Legacy: The Work – Rihanna
Why was the traveler “work-work-work-work-work”-ing? Because he was a digital nomad trying to find a Wi-Fi signal in a beach hut. Part of the The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Work – Rihanna
2015 Archive: The Mark Ronson (Uptown Funk) Fan
“Stop! Wait a minute! Fill my socket, put some light in it!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow… Read More »2015 Archive: The Mark Ronson (Uptown Funk) Fan
2014 Archive: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Archive: The Cake
2014 Vintage: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian-impact-probability consulting.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Final Word
2012 Classic: The Death of Whitney Houston
Why did the Grammy’s feel different? Because the “Voice” was gone, and politicians realized they couldn’t hit those high notes even with an auto-tune budget.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Death of Whitney Houston