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2012 Classic: The Death of Whitney Houston

Why did the Grammy’s feel different? Because the “Voice” was gone, and politicians realized they couldn’t hit those high notes even with an auto-tune budget.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky02/10/2014 04:37I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Full_House_Lover01/09/1995 03:54You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Campus_King12/08/2000 18:43The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Noob_Slayer_X03/02/1999 20:24Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Challenge_Acc12/17/2001 16:57Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@iPhone_User_0706/17/2010 01:54There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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