A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2011 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
Why did the lawyer sue the coffee pod? For “failing to meet the minimum billable-caffeine threshold.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Office Keurig (Updated)
“Why is this photo of our dog so dark and grainy?” “It’s not grainy, it’s ‘Earlybird’! It makes our depressing 2010 reality look like a cool… Read More »2010 Archive: The Instagram Filter
“Doctor, I think I have the Swine Flu.” “Why?” “Because I’m feeling a bit ‘boar-ed’ with this conversation.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Classic: The Second Opinion
I’m “hiss-terical.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
The prayer group leader attempting to send an urgent request via text message, only to spend five dollars because the message exceeded the 160-character limit… Read More »2009 Classic: The Text Message Prayer Failure
The prayer group leader attempting to send an urgent request via text message, only to spend five dollars because the message exceeded the 160-character limit… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Text Message Prayer Failure
Why was the vampire doing a weird jazz-dance down the sidewalk? Because Peter Parker got infected by a symbiote and decided the best way to… Read More »2007 Vintage: Spider-Man 3 (The Emo Dance)
“Is that a Blackberry in your hand or are you just ignoring me?” “It’s a ‘Crackberry’, honey. I can’t stop. I just received an email from a… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Blackberry Addiction
She sampled Soft Cell and now I’m stuck in a loop of 80s nostalgia and 2005 pop. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005… Read More »2005 Classic: The “SOS” Rihanna
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