2009 Archive: The Snake

I’m “hiss-terical.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Grant08/09/2007 10:44They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@CSS_Master_9912/08/2006 09:35Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@DVD_Rom_King12/31/2013 09:22More capacity for humor on this site!

@MP3_Encoder09/04/2010 22:00128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu11/04/1999 05:41Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei06/10/2014 22:25You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Dirty_Dancing_F06/16/2005 16:32Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Bad_Luck_Brian04/20/2010 13:03Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Social_Media_G01/04/2000 16:07I’m going to poke you for this joke!