2009 Classic: The Second Opinion

“Doctor, I think I have the Swine Flu.” “Why?” “Because I’m feeling a bit ‘boar-ed’ with this conversation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AOL_Instant_Msg07/30/2006 17:12I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Forrest_Gump_Running08/29/2002 03:44Laughing is as laughing does.

@Ferris_Bueller08/10/2001 05:18Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Beanie_Campbell05/19/2006 05:58True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Top_List_Winner04/09/2000 09:29Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!