2005 Classic: The “SOS” Rihanna

She sampled Soft Cell and now I’m stuck in a loop of 80s nostalgia and 2005 pop.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

They’re "Mega" now. They have superpowers. They are officially u...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Billie Eilish is making me feel things about love again. 2024 is...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan07/13/1999 01:24Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@ICQ_Flower01/20/2000 17:56The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan04/29/1996 14:27Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Tina_Eat_Food05/31/2012 04:00Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Salt_Bae_Original08/25/2015 11:38Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Tablet_User_1006/03/2001 09:37Tapping my way to a good mood.