2021 Classic: The Sea Shanty Singer
One to screw it in, and a chorus of five to sing: “Soon may the bulb-man come, to bring us wattage and light and hum!” Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Sea Shanty Singer
2021 Legacy: The Ben Simmons “Pass”
Why did Philly fans want to trade him? Because he passed up an open dunk in the playoffs, a move so confusing it started a… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Ben Simmons “Pass”
2020 Legacy: The Remote Worker
“I’ll change the bulb as soon as I finish this ‘quick’ 4-hour meeting that could have been an email.” Part of the 56 Light Bulb… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Remote Worker
2020 Vintage: The Hand Sanitizer
A guy takes a shot of clear liquid and winces. “That’s the strongest vodka I’ve ever had!” The bartender says, “That wasn’t vodka. That was… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Hand Sanitizer
2020 Legacy: The Ghost Town
A guy walks into a bar in April. It’s just him and a cardboard cutout of a celebrity. He says, “I’ve never felt so popular.”… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Ghost Town
2020 Classic: The Eminem Surprise
Why did Eminem perform 17 years after winning for 8 Mile? To prove that he’s the only person in the world who can be “fashionably… Read More »2020 Classic: The Eminem Surprise
2020 Archive: The Best Cinematography
Why did Roger Deakins win for 1917? For making a two-hour movie look like one long, very stressful walk through a muddy trench. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The Best Cinematography
2019 Vintage: The Old Town Road Monopoly
Why did the music teacher look so completely defeated? Because Lil Nas X released “Old Town Road,” and the entire middle school section refused to… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Old Town Road Monopoly
2019 Legacy: The Baby Yoda IP
Why did the lawyer represent Baby Yoda? To sue anyone using the term “Baby Yoda” instead of “The Child”—that’s a $50,000 trademark violation per mention.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Baby Yoda IP
2019 Legacy: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame &… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Walk