A guy walks into a bar in April. It’s just him and a cardboard cutout of a celebrity. He says, “I’ve never felt so popular.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2024 Archive: The Jägerbomb
The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Ending
"Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
That was super fast and super funny!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!