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2003 Legacy: The North Korea Nuclear Talk

Why was Kim Jong-il in the news? Because the “Axis of Evil” wasn’t going to update its roster by itself.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus07/08/1998 13:17Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Startup_Kid02/27/1995 03:35Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Total_Recall_Fan10/18/2010 14:47Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Grunge_Lord_9401/26/1997 13:02I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@MTV_Unplugged05/09/2010 21:00Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Better_Off_Dead12/13/2011 10:47I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Scumbag_Steve_X05/26/2015 02:46Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Philosoraptor_X11/13/2011 16:46If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@PopUp_Blocker_X07/28/2008 19:47I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Protoss_Pylon08/08/2006 22:16You must construct additional laughs!

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