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2017 Archive: The Launch of Star Wars Battlefront II (The Loot Box Scandal)

 Why was the internet so mad? Because EA tried to charge us extra for “a sense of pride and accomplishment,” leading to the most downvoted comment in Reddit history.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_Running04/26/2003 05:20Laughing is as laughing does.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie09/27/1997 02:32Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Courage_Dog11/28/1998 00:17The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy10/31/2012 19:39That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Ultima_Online_V04/12/1998 07:48Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@I_See_What_You02/15/2011 04:09I see what you did there. Clever!

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