Suddenly, everyone is convinced that Windex can fix everything from a pimple to a broken radiator. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro… Read More »2002 Vintage: The My Big Fat Greek Wedding Effect
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the premiere! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2002 Classic: The Amos
A girl walks in with a tie over a t-shirt. The bartender says, “Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated? Just order… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Avril Lavigne
Why did Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon win? Because they managed to make a roof look like a runway. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Best Art Direction
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey… Read More »2001 Archive: The Police
“What, like it’s hard?” became the official response to every minor achievement in my life. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Legally Blonde Motto
Why was he the most famous man in D.C. in August? Because of a missing intern, proving that even in a quiet year, a scandal… Read More »2001 Archive: Gary Condit
Why was the slow dance so intense? Because Enrique made every guy believe he could “kiss away the pain” (usually the pain of eating too… Read More »2001 Archive: Enrique Iglesias – “Hero”
“Your heart is beating fast.” “I’m in love with my nurse!” “I’m the nurse, and you’re just having a reaction to the medicine.” Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Heart 2
Why was the car so quiet? Because the first hybrid hit the US market, and we all stared at it like it was a spaceship… Read More »2000 Archive: The Honda Insight
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