Why couldn’t anyone tackle him? Because he was a “quarterback” who ran like a track star and made the entire NFL look like they were playing in slow motion.
Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
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