2012 Vintage: Europe’s “Miracle at Medinah”
Why were American golf fans in shock? Because Europe overcame a 10-6 deficit on the final day of the Ryder Cup, winning the trophy on… Read More »2012 Vintage: Europe’s “Miracle at Medinah”
2012 Vintage: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” my last will and testament… just in case. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Keyboard
2012 Legacy: The X-51 WaveRider Test
Why did we want a Mach 5 missile in 2012? So we can deliver “Democracy” to the other side of the world faster than the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The X-51 WaveRider Test
2011 Vintage: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Fan
One, but the bulb is part of a dark, cold mystery from the 1960s. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Fan
2010 Vintage: Black Swan
Why was Natalie Portman so stressed? Because in 2010, she proved that being a perfectionist in ballet involves a lot of feathers and losing your… Read More »2010 Vintage: Black Swan
2009 Archive: The Wikipedia “Donation” Banner
Why did the intern feel guilty? Because Jimmy Wales was staring at him, asking for $3 for the knowledge he just stole for his report.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Wikipedia “Donation” Banner
2009 Legacy: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar &… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Otto
2008 Legacy: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” paying my bills. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: Record of the Year
Why “Not Ready to Make Nice”? Because being stubborn never sounded so professional. Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready to Make… Read More »2007 Classic: Record of the Year
2006 Vintage: The Workaholic
“I can’t stop working.” “Are you a doctor?” “No, I’m your psychiatrist. Now get out, I have 40 more patients.” Part of the 68 Doctor… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Workaholic