I’m “typing” my last will and testament… just in case.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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One joke to rule them all!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
RT if you think this is funny!