2017 Legacy: The Orange
I’m “glad” I finally got a Switch. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Kingsman
The Golden Circle: Pedro Pascal with a lasso. 2017 is the year of the “action-sequel-overload.” Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Kingsman
2016 Vintage: The Ken Bone
A guy walks in wearing a red sweater and white shirt. Everyone wants to take a selfie with him. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Ken Bone
2016 Legacy: The Hidden Figures Math
Why the bravery? For proving that the only thing more impressive than going to space is being the woman who actually calculated the way there… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Hidden Figures Math
2016 Legacy: The Beyoncé “Lemonade” Drop
Why the baseball bat? Because Beyoncé released a visual album that made every man in America nervous and proved that when life gives you lemons,… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Beyoncé “Lemonade” Drop
2015 Vintage: Best Rap Album
Why The Marshall Mathers LP 2? Because Eminem is the only person who can win a Grammy for a sequel. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2015 Vintage: Best Rap Album
2015 Classic: The Dress (White and Gold or Blue and Black?)
Why did the world stop for 24 hours? Because a single photo of a striped dress caused a global existential crisis, proving that human vision… Read More »2015 Classic: The Dress (White and Gold or Blue and Black?)
2015 Archive: Best Spoken Word Album
Why Diary of a Mad Diva by Joan Rivers? Because even from the great beyond, Joan Rivers is still the funniest person in the room.… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Spoken Word Album
2013 Legacy: The Frozen Defense
Why did the lawyer represent Elsa? He argued that “Let It Go” was a legally binding verbal release of all past liabilities. Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Frozen Defense
2013 Classic: The PS4 vs. Xbox One
Why was there a war in the lunchroom? Because the “Next Gen” was coming and everyone had to pick a side. Part of the 74… Read More »2013 Classic: The PS4 vs. Xbox One