2006 Legacy: The Wii Bowling Fatigues
Why did half the class look completely exhausted during physical education? It wasn’t the fitness test; they had spent the entire night playing virtual sports… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Wii Bowling Fatigues
2005 Classic: The Gorillaz
A guy orders a drink and says, “I’ve got sunshine in a bag.” The bartender says, “Keep your illegal substances outside, please.” Part of the… Read More »2005 Classic: The Gorillaz
2005 Vintage: The Hat
I’m “capped” at my maximum effort. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Meet the Fockers Tension
Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand vs. Robert De Niro. It’s the most awkward family dinner in cinematic history. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Meet the Fockers Tension
2004 Vintage: The Joss Stone
A guy asks for a “Soulful” drink. The bartender gives him a bourbon. Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls”… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Joss Stone
2003 Legacy: The V-22 Osprey “Safe” Trials
Why were the Marines still smiling? Because by 2003, they had spent so much money on the Osprey that “Physics” was no longer allowed to… Read More »2003 Legacy: The V-22 Osprey “Safe” Trials
2003 Vintage: The Energy Drink Crash
A guy is vibrating while sleeping. Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Ellen DeGeneres Show Launch
Why the hype? Because she was about to make dancing at 4:00 PM a mandatory national activity. Part of the 42 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Archive: The Ellen DeGeneres Show Launch
2003 Archive: The Tour de France 100th Anniversary
Why was it special? Because it was a century of pain, and Lance Armstrong celebrated by winning again just to show off. Part of the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Tour de France 100th Anniversary
2003 Legacy: The Matrix Sermon Metaphor
The youth pastor spending twenty minutes trying to explain to a confused older congregation how choosing a life of faith is exactly like Neo choosing… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Matrix Sermon Metaphor