2022 Legacy: The Word “Permacrisis”
Why was it the word of the year? Because after a pandemic, a war, an energy crisis, and a recession, the world decided that “Everything… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Word “Permacrisis”
2022 Vintage: The Kenan Thompson Hosting
Why the safe bet? For a ceremony that played it safe with tame jokes, proving that after the “Oscars incident,” everyone just wanted to finish… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Kenan Thompson Hosting
2021 Classic: Worst Actor
Why LeBron James? For Space Jam: A New Legacy, where his primary acting method was “staring at things that weren’t there with a look of mild… Read More »2021 Classic: Worst Actor
2021 Legacy: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy about the future. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “NFT Law” in 2021? “A guy who is now very interested in ‘Bankruptcy Law’ in 2022.”… Read More »2021 Classic: The Graduation
2019 Classic: The X-Ray
“Your bones are fine, but your digital aura is looking a bit ‘Shadow-Banned’.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake… Read More »2019 Classic: The X-Ray
2019 Legacy: The “Baghdadi Died Like a Dog” Quote
Why was the President so graphic? Because he wanted to make sure that “Justice” sounded as much like an action movie as possible. Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Baghdadi Died Like a Dog” Quote
2019 Classic: The Lamar Jackson MVP Run
Why couldn’t anyone tackle him? Because he was a “quarterback” who ran like a track star and made the entire NFL look like they were… Read More »2019 Classic: The Lamar Jackson MVP Run
2019 Legacy: The Cellular Waistband Armor
Keeping an ultra-thin modern smartphone locked inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt right next to a plastic container… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Cellular Waistband Armor
2018 Vintage: The Black Panther Pride
“Wakanda Forever!” “No, Kevin. ‘Target Forever’ is where we are, and we’ve been in the home decor aisle for forty minutes. Put the shield down.” Part of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Black Panther Pride