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2019 Legacy: The “Baghdadi Died Like a Dog” Quote

Why was the President so graphic? Because he wanted to make sure that “Justice” sounded as much like an action movie as possible.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The "Department of Truth" Cleanup
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2025 Legacy: The "Space Force" Expansion
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2025 Archive: The 47th President’s Energy
Why does he never sleep? Because in 2025, "Rest" is considered a ...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition
In 2003, the Presidency was defined by the desert. It was the yea...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Trump "Ear" Moment
Why was the Butler, PA photo so iconic? Because in 2024, "Defianc...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition
In 1996, the American Presidency went digital. It was a year of "...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Joe Biden in the Amazon" Trip
Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the elec...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Hisp-pander-ing" Accusations
Why were both sides dancing to Latin music? Because in 2024, "Des...read more »
2024 Legacy: The McDonald's Fry Cook Stunt
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Why did Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin fail? Because "The ...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2008 “Yes We Can & Financial Meltdown” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The "Trump Verdict" in NY
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zoolander_Derek04/02/1995 03:39What is this? A joke for ants?
@Ruby_Rhod_Green01/15/1999 17:02Super green! Hilarious!
@Footloose_Ren10/24/1995 11:07Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Shagadelic_9707/16/2003 01:57This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Philosoraptor_X05/04/2006 09:02If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Club_Penguin_Kid05/17/1995 16:57Waddle on over and read this!
@Maplestory_Kid01/10/2003 01:30@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Llamas_With_Hats05/04/2012 02:53Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Last_Commenter07/31/2004 20:00Saving the best laugh for last!
@Retro_End_User06/05/1997 14:22The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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