Why was the President so graphic? Because he wanted to make sure that “Justice” sounded as much like an action movie as possible.
Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Truth" Cleanup
Why was the old bureaucracy crying? Because they realized that "T...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Space Force" Expansion
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36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
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2024 Legacy: The Trump "Ear" Moment
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38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition
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2024 Classic: The "Hisp-pander-ing" Accusations
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41 Presidential Jokes: The 2008 “Yes We Can & Financial Meltdown” Edition
In 2008, the American Presidency was a roller coaster that ran ou...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Trump Verdict" in NY
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is this? A joke for ants?
Super green! Hilarious!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Waddle on over and read this!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Saving the best laugh for last!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.