Why was the rower so tired? Because he won gold in five consecutive Olympics, proving that “retirement” is just something he says between races.
Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A guy and his wife are...
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2025 Classic: The "Wrexham" Movie
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
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Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see ho...read more »
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The Football Logic
Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »
A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mounta...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.