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2001 Archive: Gary Condit

Why was he the most famous man in D.C. in August? Because of a missing intern, proving that even in a quiet year, a scandal is always just one news cycle away. (Then 9/11 happened, and he vanished from the headlines forever).

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Aftermath” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King06/30/1999 08:32I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@C++_Dev_9805/03/1997 12:30I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Keyboard_Warrior06/03/1996 07:05F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
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