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2017 Archive: The Kingsman

The Golden Circle: Pedro Pascal with a lasso. 2017 is the year of the “action-sequel-overload.”

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2024 Classic: The "Mamushi" Megan & Yuki
 "Star, star, star." I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standin...read more »
2025 Archive: The Michael (Jackson) Biopic
 2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »
62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble
Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Saw XI Survival
 Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
 Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacking" Coffee
 My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Stargazing" Myles Smith
 The official song for when you’re feeling "Wholesome-Folk" about...read more »
72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze
Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mercy Movie (Rebecca Ferguson)
 Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Space Tourism
 Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Retro-Physical Trend
 I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »
63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Human-Made" Sticker
 I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Invisible" Earbuds
 They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dawson_Creek_Fan11/25/2004 18:07I am crying... with laughter!
@Firewall_Wizard09/04/2015 20:04Letting this joke through the port.
@Weird_Science_G08/10/2004 20:56We created a monster... of a joke!
@Tuenti_Specialist01/07/2004 08:30A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Neopets_Trader10/18/2007 15:32Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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