Suddenly, everyone is convinced that Windex can fix everything from a pimple to a broken radiator.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.