2004 Archive: The Catwoman
A woman walks in in a leather suit. The bartender says, “The litter box is in the back.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Archive: The Catwoman
2003 Vintage: The Egg
I’m “cracking” up. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Ice Age
“I feel like that squirrel Scrat.” “Why?” “I’m chasing a nut I’m never going to get, and the world is literally falling apart around me.” Part of… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Ice Age
2002 Classic: The 28 Days Later Speed
Zombies that run? That’s not fair. I can barely run to the fridge without getting winded. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition… Read More »2002 Classic: The 28 Days Later Speed
2001 Vintage: The Cosmopolitan
A woman orders a Cosmo and asks if it’s “too 1999.” The bartender says, “Style is timeless, but your bangs are very 2001.” Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Cosmopolitan
2001 Legacy: The Paper
I’m a note. I’m just “folded.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Spice Girls Fan
“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want… a working filament!” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition… Read More »1998 Classic: The Spice Girls Fan
1998 Classic: The Britney Spears “Baby One More Time” Debut
Why were the pom-poms out? Because the Princess of Pop arrived, and the BBQ playlist changed forever. Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Britney Spears “Baby One More Time” Debut
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Arrival
Why was the “Cool Uncle” bragging? Because he bought a translucent blue computer that didn’t have a floppy drive, and we all thought he’d lost… Read More »1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Arrival
1996 Classic: The Atlanta Braves Pitching
Why were Maddux, Glavine, and Smoltz illegal? Because having three Hall of Famers in one rotation should have been a violation of the Geneva Convention.… Read More »1996 Classic: The Atlanta Braves Pitching