Why was the “Cool Uncle” bragging? Because he bought a translucent blue computer that didn’t have a floppy drive, and we all thought he’d lost his mind.
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
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The last city on Earth loves this one!
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Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.