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2003 Vintage: The Egg

 I’m “cracking” up.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman04/14/2003 21:20Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Encarta_Explorer08/29/2013 11:41I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@CRT_Brightness08/10/2000 18:27I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club12/30/2003 22:34A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Cheers_Norm09/03/2014 05:43Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Spice_Girl_Posh10/13/2000 09:12Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Titanic_Jack08/15/2000 02:21I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei10/23/1995 11:32You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Guestbook_Signer05/29/2006 18:30Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Rocket_Jumper06/06/1995 04:07This humor took me to new heights!

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