2010 Vintage: The Angry Birds Fever
Why was the boardroom so tense? Because everyone was trying to hit the “Triple Star” level on Poached Eggs instead of hitting the Q3 sales… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Angry Birds Fever
2009 Classic: Lady Gaga – “The Fame Monster”
Why was the witch wearing a dress made of raw meat? Because Gaga told us that “Bad Romance” was the only way to live, and… Read More »2009 Classic: Lady Gaga – “The Fame Monster”
2009 Vintage: The Bryan Cranston Streak
Why did he win Best Actor for the second year? For proving that Walter White’s transformation from a chemistry teacher to a kingpin is the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Bryan Cranston Streak
2008 Legacy: The Russian “Topol-M” Parade
Why did Putin bring missiles back to Red Square? Because in 2008, “Nostalgia” meant 1980s nuclear launchers. Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Russian “Topol-M” Parade
2006 Archive: The “The Departed” Cop
One, but nobody knows if he’s the one screwing it in or if he’s a mole for the darkness. Part of the 69 Light Bulb… Read More »2006 Archive: The “The Departed” Cop
2005 Legacy: The Mike Myers Presenter Bit
Why was he there? To remind us that “Shrek” is the only reason the Academy created an animation category in the first place. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Mike Myers Presenter Bit
2005 Classic: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff shoulder and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Wheel of… Read More »2005 Classic: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
2004 Archive: The Catwoman
A woman walks in in a leather suit. The bartender says, “The litter box is in the back.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Archive: The Catwoman
2004 Classic: Silvio Berlusconi’s Legal Woes
Why was he still in power? Because Silvio proved that if you own the law, the TV stations, and the soccer team, “guilty” is just… Read More »2004 Classic: Silvio Berlusconi’s Legal Woes
2004 Classic: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when I’m bored. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified